SEEN: The Expendables

I was hoping for big dumb fun. Unfortunately, I only got the dumb. There was scope for amusement, you know, like Commando, or a number of eighties action movies I could name. Large portions of it were shot in the dark, at least that's how it displayed on the TV. Action movies aren't so good if YOU CAN'T SEE THE #$%@ING ACTION!? In sum, sheer sh1te.

Recommendation: Avoid.