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"Oh look", I say to myself. Extraordinarily cheap free-range eggs from [NEW BRAND NAME] at [VERY EXPENSIVE SUPERMARKET], wow I want some of that proteiny goodness baby. That's nearly a $1.00 cheaper than my usual brand. Wow, I can be both green/animal loving and a smart shopper all at the same time. So, I get home and the next day I cook up the eggs and they are, indeed, mighty tasty. BUT... the carton seems smaller. Is it because I bought organic, hormone and drug free eggs? NO, it's not. It's because there are only
10 ####k!ng eggs in the carton. I bought a 10, not a dozen, but a
10. As they say. when you assume, you make an ass out of you
and me.